The Big Paws – 26/12/09 – Tracklisting
“Nom nom nom song” by ParryGrip
“Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses
“Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas)” by John Denver
“All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit” by Half Man Half Biscuit
“Every Day Is Christmas” by The Webb Brothers
“Everyday will be a Holiday” by William Bell
“Santa on the Roof” by The Reverend Horton Heat
“Xmas Safari” by Champagne Riot (free download)
“The Christmas Song” by The Ravonettes
“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” by Zooey Deschanel & Leon Redbone
“Do They Know It’s Christmas?” (feat. Andrew W.K., Bob Mould, David Cross, Ezra Koenig, GZA, Kevin Drew, Kyp Malone, Tegan & Sara & Yo La Tengo) by Fucked Up
“R2-D2 We Wish You A Merry Christmas” by The Star Wars Singers
“K Cera Cera (War Is Over If You Want It” by The KLF and The Red Army Choir
“Lonely This Christmas” by Mud
The Brass Section:
“Naughty Woman (Goblin in the Office) by Fat Les
“Soon After Christmas” by Stina Nordenstam
“My Last Christmas” by The Dirtbombs
“A Christmas Carol” by Tom Lehrer
“Oh Come Emmanuel” by Belle and Sebastian
“Little Drummer Boy” by The Dandy Warhols
“Lonely Pup (In A Christmas Shop)” by Adam Faith
“Here’s To…(The New Year)” by Slade
The Big Paws 31/10/09 – Tracklisting
“Nom nom nom song” – ParryGrip
“Suedehead” by Morrissey
“See The Leaves” by The Flaming Lips
“All We Wanna Do is OH!” by KateGoes
“Heavyweight” by DJ Fresh
“East” by The Bitters
Tiiiime Tunnel
- Jockey Lester Piggott was jailed for three years after being convicted of tax evasion.
- Tour de France winner Greg LeMond was accidentally shot while turkey hunting.
- Order of the Garter is opened to women, which seems to make sense.
- Bovine happy-pill Prozac mades its debut in the United States.
- The Dusky Seaside Sparrow became extinct.
- A fire at King’s Cross fire tube station killed 31
- The Perl programming language is created by Larry Wall.
- Guns N’ Roses‘debut album, Appetite For Destruction, was released – amazingly it would go on to sell over 28 million copies.
- Docklands Light Railway, the first driverless railway in Great Britain, was formally opened by Queen Elizabeth II to the sound of meh
- Teddy Seymour was officially designated the first black man to sail around the world – not sure if they had to check the sailing or the blackness
- Slapped by a midwife in this year: on-load Blues goailie Joe Hart, 2007 Big Brother contestant Chanelle Hayes, and Julia Bond, American pornographic actress.
- Fingered by death in this year: wiggy american artist Andy Warhol, wandering star Lee Marvin, and famous French physicist Louis-Victor de Broglie
- St. Mirren won the 1987 Scottish Cup beating Dundee United 1–0.
“I wanna be your drill instructor” by Abigail Mead and Nigel Goulding
“O O I A H” by OOIOO (free download)
“They Don’t Wanna” by Electric Wire Hustle
“Cell Count” by North Atlantic Oscillation
“Beep” by Pylon (free download)
“The Blues Ground” by Malik-MD7
“New Fang” by Them Crooked Vultures
The Brass Section: “The Pushbike Song” by The Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band
“Death Metal Guys” by The Reverend Horton Heat
“I Shall Not Be Moved” by Elvis, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis & Carl Perkins
“Somebody Tell Me” by Muchuu
“Science Room” by Hypertext
HYPERTEXT – “SCIENCE ROOM”
HYPERTEXT | MySpace Video
Songs to Vacuum to: “Sweet Caroline” by Neil Diamond
“Everyone’s A Wally” by Mike Berry
“Paradise Circus” by The Lilac Time


